"McMillan Man." "John's To-Do List 5/18/12."

Ep. 3-4 of "Patriot." Wherein we learn about Leslie's backstory and cocaine issues. Hysterical Blackberry/Alexa problems. And of course Leslie's fucking plate thing.

Have I told you you’re the best friend that I ever had? In a song? Over and over and over again? While you were carrying a man in a bag on your back all over town? I haven’t? Let me make a to-do list so I don’t forget.

First let me say that I’m learning to walk a balance of talking about the things I love in each episode and also not taking away your abi…